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A little Ghetto kid gets a brick for his birthday. He ax's his mother why he got a brick for his birthday?

she told him it was a gift certificate to any store downtown!
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I was born a poor baby child in the ghetto, IN THE GHETTO, and my moma cried.
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You are so not right on so many levels.
It's why we love 'im.
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Yeah. Hurt a man's joke, why don't ya. Hell, I just copied it and pasted. I didn't even notice.
I know, but I couldn't resist.

Very good jokes though, even with the critical historical errors.


Being smart is knowing the difference, in a sticky situation between a well delivered anecdote and a well delivered antidote - bear.
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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his homosexuality from his parents, goes over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. Sitting down at the kitchen table, he lets out a big sigh and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply, and the guy was about to repeat it, when she
turned to him and said calmly, "You're gay? Doesn't that mean you put
other men's penises in your mouth?" Nervously, the guy said, "Uh, yeah,
Mom, well I guess so." His mother went back to stirring the pot.

Suddenly, she whirled around and whacked him over the head with her spoon,
saying, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!
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A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it. So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore. Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain. He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best fuck ever. So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth. The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."
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