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Free wife...Yours for the taking

She's also a judge and she's as sweet as apple pie, just come and get her..........NOW!!!!!

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-02-2008, 11:39 AM
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That was AWESOME...

Imagine her after four or five martinis, back at her apartment.

"LOOK! You don't have to like me, but you have to RESPECT THIS PUSSY! You don't sit back there after 3 hours and cry, like a little BABY, with this 'ooh my dick is tired' bullshit. You GET UP HERE and FUCK THIS PUSSY!"
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he wasn't bad looking
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-02-2008, 11:47 AM
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Wow, Mr Grinch's testicles shrank three sizes smaller right before your very eyes











btw: I really want to fuck her

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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-02-2008, 11:58 AM
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That's mild. My second wife makes her look like she's on valium, and my third wife...shit...she makes that judge look like Gandhi.
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Looked reasonable to me. You never fuck with a woman let alone one that is a judge. He's just lucky he got off with 450.00 I'd of made him cry like a baby then emptied his bank account. Just for fun.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Jody's right. hey Jody, can I have some beer money?
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That's mild. My second wife makes her look like she's on valium, and my third wife...shit...she makes that judge look like Gandhi.
Tell me , do you shop at Wife-R-Us or at Wifemart ?
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Jody's right. hey Jody, can I have some beer money?
Sure, just give me a few secs to go abuse someone so bad he pays me to make him quit crying. Oh, wait that's what I have a husband for.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Sure, just give me a few secs to go abuse someone so bad he pays me to make him quit crying. Oh, wait that's what I have a husband for.
HOT news, Jody still has a husband

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