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Almost got my ass kicked today!

I was at the store and in walked two 300 lb. Dykes, and I have a bad habit of yelling "Dyke Alert" when I see one. They heard me say that and came after me. I had to make a quick decision, so I ran like hell and just got away, whewwwwwwwwww that was close.
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The police, professional wrestlers, and ATF all know to stay clear of a pissed off diesel dike. Wise decision.

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I was at the store and in walked two 300 lb. Dykes, and I have a bad habit of yelling "Dyke Alert" when I see one. They heard me say that and came after me. I had to make a quick decision, so I ran like hell and just got away, whewwwwwwwwww that was close.
I'm not even nuts enough to say that. But, I did call one at work a cunt faced Dyke. The shoe fit and she is big enough to break me in two. Now when I have to go over to the other store to do their paper work she stays out of my face. It's pretty funny really.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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I was at the store and in walked two 300 lb. Dykes, and I have a bad habit of yelling "Dyke Alert" when I see one. They heard me say that and came after me. I had to make a quick decision, so I ran like hell and just got away, whewwwwwwwwww that was close.
Real ladies only kick balls, right Jody ?
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Real ladies only kick balls, right Jody ?
No, we pretty much kick anything that gets in our way.

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Thats her, thats her. Someone please protect me.
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I was at the store and in walked two 300 lb. Dykes, and I have a bad habit of yelling "Dyke Alert" when I see one. They heard me say that and came after me. I had to make a quick decision, so I ran like hell and just got away, whewwwwwwwwww that was close.
I am going to have to use Duct Tape in October, aren't I?

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Probably, I will do my best to keep my opinions to myself, but I cant promise the same for the other voices in my head.
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Probably, I will do my best to keep my opinions to myself, but I cant promise the same for the other voices in my head.
The voices can sing in four part harmony.

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