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You mean like Crosby, Stills & nash?
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You mean like Crosby, Stills & nash?
Or Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Young

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I was at the store and in walked two 300 lb. Dykes, and I have a bad habit of yelling "Dyke Alert" when I see one. They heard me say that and came after me. I had to make a quick decision, so I ran like hell and just got away, whewwwwwwwwww that was close.
You're most fortunate that they didn't catch you and use you as a double sided dildo.

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Train your brain man. When you see a couple of dykes, start singing the song pretty woman walking down the street, pretty woman the kind i like to meet etc

They will still beat the shit outa ya anyway but you will die with a happy tune in your head

Roy Orbison was blind too

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Here's another "Almost" you may want to entertain

YouTube - Almost Cut My Hair - CSNY '74

^Painfull reminder of the mid 70's Shoe-Gazer bands. Ear swill.

Thanks for the new quote Bear. Perfect.

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Take that as a lesson and keep your mouth shut. Remeber: Life Liberty and the Persuit of Happiness.

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You're most fortunate that they didn't catch you and use you as a double sided dildo.
Hey man, that sounds interesting. Also, do you think Dykes like catfish. I know they like Tuna.
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Take that as a lesson and keep your mouth shut. Remeber: Life Liberty and the Persuit of Happiness.
What about freedom of Speech Biach
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You're most fortunate that they didn't catch you and use you as a double sided dildo.
You may have just caused Jayhawk's head to explode.

fortunate....that they didn't use him as a double dong dildo?

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Train your brain man. When you see a couple of dykes, start singing the song pretty woman walking down the street, pretty woman the kind i like to meet etc

They will still beat the shit outa ya anyway but you will die with a happy tune in your head

Roy Orbison was blind too
Roy Orbison was da man, I have all of his music on CD.
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