Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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Where's my ass?
Two guys hunting. It's late. one says, hey let's go over to the farmhouse and get a drink out of the well. other guys says that's trespassing!
First guys says hey it's late I'm sure the farmer is in bed, And we're only getting a drink of water.
So they wander over to the farm and look down the well and the second guy asks "how do we know if the well even has water? first guy says "Good Question" maybe I should throw something down the well to listen if it hits water?
So he rambles around and finds an old transmission and heaves it into the well.
they listen....listen...listen then blush! water.
okay great! all of the sudden the first guy says holy shit! Whats that?
second guy asks whats what?
First guy says something is charging toward us! A beast with two fiery eyes at a frantic pace is heading right for them.
Just as it is about to ram them the first guy pushes the second guy out of the way and the beast dove right into the well.
from all of the commotion the farm house lights came on and the old farmer came out waving a shotgun. What the hell is going on he shouts!
The first guy gasping for breath states: Sir, we were just trying to get a drink of water.
The Farmer then asked Where's my Donkey?
The two hunters realized that it was the Donkey that tried to ram them and explained to the farmer that the Donkey became enraged and tried to ram them.
The Farmer exclaimed BullShit!! No way that donkey tried to ram you, It was chained to an old Transmission!
Last edited by yoseyman; 07-12-2009 at 05:59 AM.