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This Weeks Ann Coulter Post-THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
by Ann Coulter
Posted 07/16/2008 ET
Updated 07/17/2008 ET


Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, or as she is called on the Big Dogs blog, "the worst speaker in the history of Congress," explained the cause of high oil prices back in 2006: "We have two oilmen in the White House. The logical follow-up from that is $3-a-gallon gasoline. It is no accident. It is a cause and effect. A cause and effect."

Yes, that would explain why the price of oral sex, cigars and Hustler magazine skyrocketed during the Clinton years. Also, I note that Speaker Pelosi is a hotelier ... and the price of a hotel room in New York is $1,000 a night! I think she might be onto something.

Is that why a barrel of oil costs mere pennies in all those other countries in the world that are not run by "oilmen"? Wait -- it doesn't cost pennies to them? That's weird.

In response to the 2003 blackout throughout the Northeast U.S. and parts of Canada, Pelosi blamed: "President Bush and Rep. Tom DeLay's oil-company interests." The blackout was a failure of humans operating electric power; it had nothing to do with oil. And I'm not even "an oilman."

But yes -- good point: What a disaster having people in government who haven't spent their entire lives in politics! That explains everything. A government official with relevant experience or knowledge about an issue is obviously a crisis of gargantuan proportions.

This must be why the Democrats are nominating B. Hussein Obama, who finished middle school three days ago and has less experience than a person one might choose at random from the audience of "American Idol."

Announcing the Democrats' bold new "plan" on energy last week, Pelosi said breaking into the Strategic Petroleum Reserve "is one alternative." That's not an energy plan. It's using what we already have -- much like "conservation," which is also part of the Democrats' plan.

Conservation, efficiency and using oil we hold in reserve for emergencies does not get us more energy. It's as if we were running out of food and the Democrats were telling us: "Just eat a little less every day." Great! We'll die a little more slowly. That's not what we call a "plan." We need more energy, not a plan for a slower death.

But there's more! Pelosi announced that the Democrats also plan to push for "an historic investment in biofuels, efficiency, conservation and the rest." The "rest" is apparently what she called our "important and essential" investment in alternative energy.

That certainly would be historic: We would make history by throwing our money away on unproven energy boondoggles that have eaten up untold billions since the 1960s without producing a single net kilowatt of power while we all starve to death.

The proposal to use energy sources that don't yet produce any energy is like the old New Yorker cartoon with Obama in Muslim garb -- no wait, that was a different cartoon. The cartoon is: A scientist has written out his extremely complicated theory on a blackboard and is showing it to another scientist. The theory consists of numbers and characters and takes up the entire blackboard. About two-thirds of the way across, reading left to right, appear the words, "then a miracle happens," followed by more numbers and characters.

That's the Democrats' plan to run cars on biofuels, solar and wind power: Then a miracle happens. The current Democratic mantra on energy is: "We can't drill our way out of this problem." Apparently their plan is to talk our way out of this problem.

Democrats are also alleging that the oil companies are sitting on millions of acres of oil but are refusing to drill -- presumably because oil company executives hate the American people and perversely don't want to make money. Manifestly, those acres are being explored for oil or have already come up dry.

If the Democrats really wanted oil companies to find more oil, they'd allow oil companies to drill offshore and to drill in ANWR, which we happen to know is bursting with oil.

But they don't. They don't want drilling. They don't want more oil. They want humans to ride bicycles and then to die. We deserve it: We were mean to the polar bears.

It's good to know that in the middle of a crisis, the Democrats are still liars. As long as we're fantasizing about "alternative" energy sources, what we really need is a car that runs on Democrats' lies.
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wow, a "conservative" bad-mouthing conservation...pretty cool
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Well, this thread has the retardation trifecta. The blathering bleached bobble-head known as Ann Coulter going on and on about something she only faintly understands, and in a half-cocked manner; a post from Jayhawk; and an elitist slur from Z equating both Coulter and Democrats to "conservatives".

All we need now is a poll, and the universe will cave in on itself.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL by Ann Coulter
Posted 07/16/2008 ET
Updated 07/17/2008 ET


Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, or as she is called on the Big Dogs blog, "the worst speaker in the history of Congress," explained the cause of high oil prices back in 2006: "We have two oilmen in the White House. The logical follow-up from that is $3-a-gallon gasoline. It is no accident. It is a cause and effect. A cause and effect."

Yes, that would explain why the price of oral sex, cigars and Hustler magazine skyrocketed during the Clinton years. Also, I note that Speaker Pelosi is a hotelier ... and the price of a hotel room in New York is $1,000 a night! I think she might be onto something.

And Anne Coulter, based on her need to pay other women for oral sex, is telling us based on her personal experience that the price for her to acquire such services, as well as Hustler magazines to get her in the mood and cigars to coat with clam slime oozing from her clam in times of urgency, increased during the Clinton Administration.

Is that why a barrel of oil costs mere pennies in all those other countries in the world that are not run by "oilmen"? Wait -- it doesn't cost pennies to them? That's weird.

Why would an oil company sell anyone a barrel of oil for less than the going price? What is the point of this comment?

......This must be why the Democrats are nominating B. Hussein Obama, who finished middle school three days ago and has less experience than a person one might choose at random from the audience of "American Idol."

Weak. Compare GWB's experience, including his time spent running smaller companies he was "given" into the ground, at the time his party nominated him to Barack Hussein Obama's experience. Obama's experience may not compare to Anne Coulter's experience paying for head, mood enhancing magazines like Hustler, and cigars to coat with clam slime of her own making, which is clearly her most notable qualification to comment knowledgeably about a candidate for President's qualifications. But Obama's experience and record is certainly an improvement over GWB's record - shirking National Guard Duty and relying on Dad to set him up in business over and over, then relying on Dad's name, which he shares, and a talented but ruthless savage of an adviser without any ethics (Karl Rove) to get him into politics in a political party where labels mean everything and performance means nothing.

Announcing the Democrats' bold new "plan" on energy last week, Pelosi said breaking into the Strategic Petroleum Reserve "is one alternative." That's not an energy plan. It's using what we already have -- much like "conservation," which is also part of the Democrats' plan.

How is it logical that making the existing supply of energy suffice by using it with greater care and efficiency is the wrong thing to do? As soon as the "conservatives" Anne Coulter represents, conservative by political label only, learn how to make money from conservation and efficiency improvements, they will be complaining that the Democrats held up the technology or other means to make effective steps to conserve.

Conservation, efficiency and using oil we hold in reserve for emergencies does not get us more energy. It's as if we were running out of food and the Democrats were telling us: "Just eat a little less every day." Great! We'll die a little more slowly. That's not what we call a "plan." We need more energy, not a plan for a slower death.

I can't help it, I agree with Anne on this one, she should hurry up and die.

But there's more! Pelosi announced that the Democrats also plan to push for "an historic investment in biofuels, efficiency, conservation and the rest." The "rest" is apparently what she called our "important and essential" investment in alternative energy.

That certainly would be historic: We would make history by throwing our money away on unproven energy boondoggles that have eaten up untold billions since the 1960s without producing a single net kilowatt of power while we all starve to death.

The proposal to use energy sources that don't yet produce any energy is like the old New Yorker cartoon with Obama in Muslim garb -- no wait, that was a different cartoon. The cartoon is: A scientist has written out his extremely complicated theory on a blackboard and is showing it to another scientist. The theory consists of numbers and characters and takes up the entire blackboard. About two-thirds of the way across, reading left to right, appear the words, "then a miracle happens," followed by more numbers and characters.

That's the Democrats' plan to run cars on biofuels, solar and wind power: Then a miracle happens. The current Democratic mantra on energy is: "We can't drill our way out of this problem." Apparently their plan is to talk our way out of this problem.

Anne Coulter needs to spend a bit of her earnings on things other than having local street walkers brought in to give her head, and buying those Hustler magazines and cigars. She ought to go travel overseas, to, say, a technically backward place like Europe and see how wind and solar don't produce an kilowatts for the general population to consume. Or just stick to writing about getting head, ass fucked, Hustler magazines and varnishing cigars with her sticky clam varnish. At least one could not argue she was writing about a subject with which she has no valid experience.

Democrats are also alleging that the oil companies are sitting on millions of acres of oil but are refusing to drill -- presumably because oil company executives hate the American people and perversely don't want to make money. Manifestly, those acres are being explored for oil or have already come up dry.

If the Democrats really wanted oil companies to find more oil, they'd allow oil companies to drill offshore and to drill in ANWR, which we happen to know is bursting with oil.

But they don't. They don't want drilling. They don't want more oil. They want humans to ride bicycles and then to die. We deserve it: We were mean to the polar bears.

It's good to know that in the middle of a crisis, the Democrats are still liars. As long as we're fantasizing about "alternative" energy sources, what we really need is a car that runs on Democrats' lies.

So weak. The national energy strategy should be subservient to the national security strategy, not to someone's idea that freedom to consume cheap energy is the essence of what it means to be American or living in America. Let oil prices go where they will. At the moment we are still paying half what Europeans pay at the pump. How is it that they can have economic system with a currency that eats dollars for breakfast, lunch and dinner, day in, day out, week after week, month after month and year after year and we are crippled by oil pricing? How is it considered by a self proclaimed conservative that conserving fuel and lowering demand to lower prices is somehow a liberal philosophy? Oh yeah, Anne Coulter and fans are not really conservative, they just like to say so.
Anne Coulter is actually becoming less entertaining. She must have gained access to Rush's stash. This one was well below her standard of offensive, but still often entertainingly distorted perspective. Jim

Oh yeah, my favorite Anne Coulter story on the web: www.ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Last edited by JimSmith; 07-17-2008 at 01:15 PM. Reason: had to provide a link to the story "I fucked Anne Coulter in the Ass, Hard" just for context
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The one thing that Ann knows, and JimSmith hasn't a clue about, is that for something to be funny, there is always an element of truth in it.

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