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The Chicken and the Horse

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best

A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his big cock
and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.

The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

When You're Hung Like A Horse,

You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks.
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A little virgin girl was trodding along a well traveled path when she heard an ominous rattle. Startled, she looks down to see a little rattlesnake, shivering in the cold. "Please little girl", hissed the rattlesnake, "Pick me up and place me in your pocket, so you can get me warm".

"I will not, cannot" exclaimed the girl. "You are a rattlesnake and you will bite me!"

"But no, I won't", pleaded the snake. "I am cold and will not survive without your help. I would do no such a thing!"

So, the little virgin girl, having great compassion on the shivering serpent, carefully picked him up and placed him in her thigh pocket.

After walking about 1/4 mile, she felt her pocket rip out and something huge crawled up her pussy, bit her cherry and then mercilessly fucked her, until she lay exhausted on the trail.

Moral: You let the snake in your drawers, you gonna get fucked!

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