The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Gib Mir Deine Hand -- Die Beatles in Deutschland Hamburg ja, I hope you like the title Teutone but of course you knew Mills only had one foot and not a drop of love in her heart.
Those are the numbers coon and they do add up, but by no means my recommendation as a substitution for LOVE there isn't one.
where ya be hinding Drew?
Kidney stones! you have my empathy, I just don't want to know about the hand bit when it's mixed up in a not getting sex post.
Get better ...you know we need people like you here .... to make us look good