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Komm, Gib mir deine fub

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Heather Mills should at least have given Paul the senior discount.
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That marriage was starting to sound like NASA's last mission to shoot down that spaceship. $65 million for a four minute flight.
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Von, that was a good analysis
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Von, the wife is more expensive than the prostitute.

It's been known for a few thousand years now.

Anyway,

Poor rich Sir Paul.

I never approved his taste in women, starting with Linda.

He seems recovered though.

On June 14, 2008, he gave a free concert in Kiev, Ukraine.
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Shit he can pick up some hot chicks in Kiev for free too
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Lets hope its not this one
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Gib Mir Deine Hand -- Die Beatles in Deutschland Hamburg ja, I hope you like the title Teutone but of course you knew Mills only had one foot and not a drop of love in her heart.
Those are the numbers coon and they do add up, but by no means my recommendation as a substitution for LOVE there isn't one.
where ya be hinding Drew?
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nursing my hand and kidney stones..no sex for me
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nursing my hand and kidney stones..no sex for me
Kidney stones! you have my empathy, I just don't want to know about the hand bit when it's mixed up in a not getting sex post.
Get better ...you know we need people like you here .... to make us look good
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