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Guys, we pay "for it" one way or the other. As the old saying goes: why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? Fortunately, a good woman who provides sex also helps with a few more mundane things, like doing laundry, cooking, and doing dishes. If you're worried about your money, and live in an equal distribution of assets state, then get a pre-nuptual agreement signed before marriage.

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Von Vorschlag,

I think your German is a bit rusty. Proper nouns (and I think pronouns) are all capitalized but not "Gib" from "Geben" in the middle of a sentence. If anything, the "mir" and "deine" should have a capital "M" and "D".

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Von, the wife is more expensive than the prostitute.

It's been known for a few thousand years now.

Anyway,

Poor rich Sir Paul.

I never approved his taste in women, starting with Linda.

He seems recovered though.

On June 14, 2008, he gave a free concert in Kiev, Ukraine.
Oh no you didn't just say that Linda was bad, she was a great woman. RIP Linda.
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Oh no you didn't just say that Linda was bad, she was a great woman. RIP Linda.

I didn't say she was bad.

I said I wouldn't marry her if I were Paul.

On the other hand, Sir Paul is known for staying in the hotel room and writing songs while other guys had fun with the groopies.

So when Linda came thru the bathroom window he had no choice but to surrender.
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Guys, we pay "for it" one way or the other. As the old saying goes: why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? Fortunately, a good woman who provides sex also helps with a few more mundane things, like doing laundry, cooking, and doing dishes. If you're worried about your money, and live in an equal distribution of assets state, then get a pre-nuptual agreement signed before marriage.
Fuck a guy and then dump him after he loses his crispness. He has no rights and can't get pregnant. Money safe and life goes on. And on.
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Von Vorschlag,

I think your German is a bit rusty. Proper nouns (and I think pronouns) are all capitalized but not "Gib" from "Geben" in the middle of a sentence. If anything, the "mir" and "deine" should have a capital "M" and "D".
German version: Komm, gib mir deine Hand

My German is getting rusty also (or should it read: too)
So I had to look it up.....Getting old and bad in both languages.
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Gib Mir Deine Hand -- Die Beatles in Deutschland Hamburg ja, I hope you like the title Teutone but of course you knew Mills only had one foot and not a drop of love in her heart.
Those are the numbers coon and they do add up, but by no means my recommendation as a substitution for LOVE there isn't one.
where ya be hinding Drew?
I was familiar with the Star Club on Hamburgs Reeperbahn. The place the Beatles learned their craft, and to play their instruments.
Reeperbahn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Before becoming household names, many of the later British invasion groups started out by touring Germany.
I personally like neither the Beatles, nor Elvis German lyrics songs.
But then I can't stand Wagner either, even though the Furtwängler Family used to be our neighbors for a while.
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Von Vorschlag,

I think your German is a bit rusty. Proper nouns (and I think pronouns) are all capitalized but not "Gib" from "Geben" in the middle of a sentence. If anything, the "mir" and "deine" should have a capital "M" and "D".
No it isn't
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