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Old 07-17-2008, 10:08 AM   #41 (permalink)
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why sing her a poem when all you need is a bottle of MD 20/20 and a couple cheeseburgers from McDonalds? Redheads are very easy lays.
You wish. Ain't a man alive who hasn't dreamed of a red head or about died trying to get a real one. Dumb ass.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:10 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Ummmmm kno it's none of my bizzness but Jody please do tell... what the hell were you doing with your Ass Sticking up in the air like that?

Why thats just asking for it of all things!
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You wish. Ain't a man alive who hasn't dreamed of a red head or about died trying to get a real one. Dumb ass.
My theory is almost a law; all red heads (and fat chicks) are freaks in the sack. A fat red head may well do just about anything you can imagine.

That's the theory...I've no personal experience to prove it, but the second-hand and anecdotal data is stacking up quite heavily in favor.

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My theory is almost a law; all red heads (and fat chicks) are freaks in the sack. A fat red head may well do just about anything you can imagine.

That's the theory...I've no personal experience to prove it, but the second-hand and anecdotal data is stacking up quite heavily in favor.

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I kinda have to agree with you on that. I will never forget my first time....
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I kinda have to agree with you on that. I will never forget my first time....
Fat chick, huh? Ahh, memories.
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I am married to a redhead. Never understood the stories about putting pennies in a jar the first year of married life to count the number of times you got laid, or other stories of uninterested wives. If it is her red hair, that works for me. Jim
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I'm still with the opinion that a good-looking redhead is few and far between.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:49 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I'm still with the opinion that a good-looking redhead is few and far between.
They're out there...but the scarcity is what makes them special. Or makes them think they're special.





That's just off the top of my head...

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