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5 year old phonics

A five-year old student , is learning to read.


He pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

teacher took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'


And so it does...




African Elephant


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Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath.

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Notice he uses synthetic phonics, but he's a racist no brow, I use analytical phonics because cheating should hurt.
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Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath.
Hey TK, yosey is one sick bastard, I was at his house yesterday and watched him eat peanuts with the shell still on them. I bet he shits peanut butter.
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clk man, do you harbor homosexual tendencies for Yoseyman, not that there is anything wrong with that.
I mean damn, you call out his name like every other post.

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How in the hell did you get out of McBears garage foundation. I thought I was done with you. Just kidding man. And as for yosey he was there for me when I lost my Aunt/Mother as was McBear. And I will never forget that. Yosey is a good man with a loving wife that believes in him. And I consider him a brother.
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How in the hell did you get out of McBears garage foundation. I thought I was done with you. Just kidding man. And as for yosey he was there for me when I lost my Aunt/Mother as was McBear. And I will never forget that. Yosey is a good man with a loving wife that believes in him. And I consider him a brother.
Thank you.
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No problem BROTHER, Hey did you get your neighbor yet?
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No problem BROTHER, Hey did you get your neighbor yet?
My Daughter thought it was funny so she put it in his back window. I know he is going to be pissed
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