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i could care less about stripper's bills. that is not why i am there. i hate slithering beggars and tend to be selective. it is my money and i'll spend it the way I want to spend it.

and what the bitty titty thu=ing could be a very distinct possibility, no? go to a strip club and ogle mosquito bites? give mme a break.. now, that's how it is.





lol.. and he is telling us about women? oh, that's a good one. lol
I'm just saying that if that is her line of work and you frequent the place pay up or stay out.
I happen to have 2 jobs at the moment due to mt husbands health. I don't beg anyone for anything.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Oh fuck it, not even worth arguing about.

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Apparently JimSmith wasn't talking about satisfying the woman.
No, I wasn't. I was commenting on mzsmbs adolescent comment about how little tits are a turn off for him. He has yet to make any statement that he has given a woman any pleasure in a sexual encounter, other than letting her count the money he paid.

But I am willing to listen to mzsmbs' attempt to make his case that expressing his infantile infatuation for women with bigger breasts is pleasurable for women in general, including those with little breasts. I was keeping this simple but you guys have turned this into a discussion of how you studs pleasure your women.

Or, mzsmbs, is it your theory that only women with big breasts can experience pleasure? Is that because you only fantasize about women with big breasts (and the idea of either of you actually giving a woman pleasure is a fantasy) or is there some biological basis you have discovered that leaves small breasted women out when it comes to having pleasurable sexual experiences? In your theory, do plastic tits make up for women with smaller god-given breasts and enable them to have more fun too? Or is that because you will fantasize about women who used to have small breasts now that they have surgically corrected that flaw, and in your undeveloped little mind, that somehow equates to them experiencing pleasure?

Tell us more, but leave out the inevitable conservative, right wing endings where you are outed, and turn the discussion to denying to us you really like boys better, with some large breasted bimbo at your side to help make your case......


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^ Methinks the only pink mzsmbs has seen is the pink latex glove he wears when he fucks his fist. Completely on his own here...maybe he was the guy Bill Maher was talking to. Dipshit.
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I'm just saying that if that is her line of work and you frequent the place pay up or stay out.
I happen to have 2 jobs at the moment due to mt husbands health. I don't beg anyone for anything.
it wasn't directed at you but your comment. come on..

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Oh fuck it, not even worth arguing about.
then why post here?


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No, I wasn't. I was commenting on mzsmbs adolescent comment about how little tits are a turn off for him. He has yet to make any statement that he has given a woman any pleasure in a sexual encounter, other than letting her count the money he paid.

But I am willing to listen to mzsmbs' attempt to make his case that expressing his infantile infatuation for women with bigger breasts is pleasurable for women in general, including those with little breasts. I was keeping this simple but you guys have turned this into a discussion of how you studs pleasure your women.

Or, mzsmbs, is it your theory that only women with big breasts can experience pleasure? Is that because you only fantasize about women with big breasts (and the idea of either of you actually giving a woman pleasure is a fantasy) or is there some biological basis you have discovered that leaves small breasted women out when it comes to having pleasurable sexual experiences? In your theory, do plastic tits make up for women with smaller god-given breasts and enable them to have more fun too? Or is that because you will fantasize about women who used to have small breasts now that they have surgically corrected that flaw, and in your undeveloped little mind, that somehow equates to them experiencing pleasure?

Tell us more, but leave out the inevitable conservative, right wing endings where you are outed, and turn the discussion to denying to us you really like boys better, with some large breasted bimbo at your side to help make your case......


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this thread is not even close to being about pleasuring women. start from the top and read it slowly again, or for the first time, whatever the case may be.

now, yes i like bigger boobs. so freaking what? i am a tit fan in general but i am not going to go to a strip club and gaze at bumps.

seems you may have an unhealthy fascination with ass.. that's pretty gay Jim. lol
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^ Methinks the only pink mzsmbs has seen is the pink latex glove he wears when he fucks his fist. Completely on his own here...maybe he was the guy Bill Maher was talking to. Dipshit.
you know what you can do with that cigar, right? enjoy and if you feel like it, tell jim about your the pleasure it gave your "hips". cool?



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Oh fuck it, not even worth arguing about.
You're right, it isn't. You're the only one here who was there and had the experience you had. No one else here has a clue, despite protestations to the contrary...

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then why post here?
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Heeelloooo therrrrr.
Say this to yourself before posting anymore.
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Mr. Maher handled it quite politely. I would have said, "Hey, why don't you two bitches just get lost?"

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