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I've often wondered where I could find a denim koozie for my forty ouncers
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maybe, maybe not.. i hate getting bugged by strippers when i go to one of those joints. they are there to entertain me or even work me up but not bug me. i can totally sympathize with BM here. maybe he hates chicks with little boobs too.. who knows.
And strippers hate cheap asses who come sit and the bar and stare at us for free. We have bills to pay, we are not there to get naked for shits and giggles.
ANYWAY, he and his friend were not even talking when we walked over there, so it is completely irrelevant. I don't normally interrupt people who look like they are having a deep conversation, it's a waste of time. He was just plain being a dick.
Way to throw the small tits thing out there, though. You're a big man now!
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And strippers hate cheap asses who come sit and the bar and stare at us for free. We have bills to pay, we are not there to get naked for shits and giggles.
ANYWAY, he and his friend were not even talking when we walked over there, so it is completely irrelevant. I don't normally interrupt people who look like they are having a deep conversation, it's a waste of time. He was just plain being a dick.
Way to throw the small tits thing out there, though. You're a big man now!
Tell them like it is.
These girls are there to make a living just like you are. If you think all you have to do is go in and stare at them you are in the wrong spot. You pay for their attention and the privilege of watching them preform. It;s not Hooters where you go eat some wings and stare, it's a strip club and you pay up or get out. If you don't want to be approached by a dancer trying to make a living go elsewhere.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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And strippers hate cheap asses who come sit and the bar and stare at us for free. We have bills to pay, we are not there to get naked for shits and giggles....
Sorry. I apologise for all us fellow cheapskates.
Been a while since I last visited but are dollar bills enough nowadays ?

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Sorry. I apologise for all us fellow cheapskates.
Been a while since I last visited but are dollar bills enough nowadays ?
Only if you have a whole lot of them.....

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Way to throw the small tits thing out there, though. You're a big man now!
We have been down this road before. Guys who are hung up about tits are in some arrested development stage and likely still suffer from premature ejaculation issues. Once you figure out what it going on you'll notice you rarely really do much with tits when the going gets fun. It is all about the hips and ass. Jim
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^ Good lord man, The breast & nipples, the ears/lobe, even the back of the neck, belly button, bottom of the feet can be erogenous zones I say work them all!

I have two hands and a tongue and they all get a work out!

There more to satisfying a women then hip thrusting!

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^ Good lord man, The breast & nipples, the ears/lobe, even the back of the neck, belly button, bottom of the feet can be erogenous zones I say work them all!

I have two hands and a tongue and they all get a work out!

There more to satisfying a women then hip thrusting!
Apparently JimSmith wasn't talking about satisfying the woman.

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I've often wondered where I could find a denim koozie for my forty ouncers
I was thinking WTF is that blue jean thing? a big slurp Koozie?

and I saw your post, LOL...
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And strippers hate cheap asses who come sit and the bar and stare at us for free. We have bills to pay, we are not there to get naked for shits and giggles.
ANYWAY, he and his friend were not even talking when we walked over there, so it is completely irrelevant. I don't normally interrupt people who look like they are having a deep conversation, it's a waste of time. He was just plain being a dick.
Way to throw the small tits thing out there, though. You're a big man now!
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Tell them like it is.
These girls are there to make a living just like you are. If you think all you have to do is go in and stare at them you are in the wrong spot. You pay for their attention and the privilege of watching them preform. It;s not Hooters where you go eat some wings and stare, it's a strip club and you pay up or get out. If you don't want to be approached by a dancer trying to make a living go elsewhere.
i could care less about stripper's bills. that is not why i am there. i hate slithering beggars and tend to be selective. it is my money and i'll spend it the way I want to spend it.

and what the bitty titty thu=ing could be a very distinct possibility, no? go to a strip club and ogle mosquito bites? give mme a break.. now, that's how it is.



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Apparently JimSmith wasn't talking about satisfying the woman.
lol.. and he is telling us about women? oh, that's a good one. lol



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