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I think it's remarkably kind of Brendita not to mention what an ugly mutt that commie piece of shit is....or does he look better in person?
Yeah,he's got quite a shnoz,don't he?

Mind you,gotta love him for stuff like this:

CALLER: "Hi. Well, my question is, the Lord spoke to me approximately three years ago, and if the Lord spoke to you [Maher], I was wondering if you'd become a believer."
MAHER: "No, I'd check into Bellevue, which is what you should do..."

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I think it's remarkably kind of Brendita not to mention what an ugly mutt that commie piece of shit is....or does he look better in person?
He is an ugly mofo, and he thinks he is really a gift to women.....I am surprised he has made it through life this far with that mouth. You would think he couldn't resist giving shit to the wrong Neanderthal would have had his head crushed by now. But I like his show too. Jim
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Yeah,he's got quite a shnoz,don't he?

Mind you,gotta love him for stuff like this:

CALLER: "Hi. Well, my question is, the Lord spoke to me approximately three years ago, and if the Lord spoke to you [Maher], I was wondering if you'd become a believer."
MAHER: "No, I'd check into Bellevue, which is what you should do..."

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I think it's remarkably kind of Brendita not to mention what an ugly mutt that commie piece of shit is....or does he look better in person?

Yeah, he isn't terribly attractive. Very pale. Although, strip clubs are generally dark places, so it was hard to tell exactly how ugly he was.
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how is he a dick when you interrupted his conversation? isn't it actually the other way around? is it your business to tell patrons where they should be and what they should be doing?



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^ Um, I don't mean to offend you, ma'am, but he was in a strip club.

If you want to get teased by hot women, you go to a strip club. When you want to be a self-important egomaniac, you go to a night club.
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Maybe he's confused.

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^ Um, I don't mean to offend you, ma'am, but he was in a strip club.

If you want to get teased by hot women, you go to a strip club. When you want to be a self-important egomaniac, you go to a night club.
Hey don't forget my barbecued Ribs.
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^ You want them served in a dead hooker's snatch?
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Why yes I would, how did you know that?
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