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Old 07-09-2008, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is the most awful smell?

The Corpse in my truck?

Dirty diaper full of Indian food?

Burnt cabbage?

Hot puke?

Rotting flesh?

Inside of a prosthetic leg?

Hairy turd on fire?

cooked panther?

Shitty diaper in a 190e?

microwaved camel scrotum?

Muslim armpit? (female)

The bile from David crosby's colostomy bag?

Ted Kennedy?

Steve Buscemi's used condom?

Dahmer's refrigerator?

George Carlin's body rolled in dead fish?

Big foot's dick?

Christophers Reeves wheel chair?

John Madden's cleavage?

Jenna Jamison's Butt plug?

Michael Moore's dildo?
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My wife popped a boil on my scrote once and it stunk up the entire bathroom.
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My wife popped a boil on my scrote once and it stunk up the entire bathroom.
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The Corpse in my truck?

Dirty diaper full of Indian food?

Burnt cabbage?

Hot puke?

Rotting flesh?

Inside of a prosthetic leg?

Hairy turd on fire?

cooked panther?

Shitty diaper in a 190e?

microwaved camel scrotum?

Muslim armpit? (female)

The bile from David crosby's colostomy bag?

Ted Kennedy?

Steve Buscemi's used condom?

Dahmer's refrigerator?

George Carlin's body rolled in dead fish?

Big foot's dick?

Christophers Reeves wheel chair?

John Madden's cleavage?

Jenna Jamison's Butt plug?

Michael Moore's dildo?
No Brother, It's the smell of Death that surrounds Me.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm going to have to go with eau de cat. Anything fabric which has been sprayed by a cat, stinks irrevocably and leaves an indelible mark on your psyche.

Taking that a step farther, brewing a triple-bock beer using cat piss instead of water, might well be the worst smell in the world.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The Corpse in my truck?

Dirty diaper full of Indian food?

Burnt cabbage?

Hot puke?

Rotting flesh?

Inside of a prosthetic leg?

Hairy turd on fire?

cooked panther?

Shitty diaper in a 190e?

microwaved camel scrotum?

Muslim armpit? (female)

The bile from David crosby's colostomy bag?

Ted Kennedy?

Steve Buscemi's used condom?

Dahmer's refrigerator?

George Carlin's body rolled in dead fish?

Big foot's dick?

Christophers Reeves wheel chair?

John Madden's cleavage?

Jenna Jamison's Butt plug?

Michael Moore's dildo?
Tom Hanks ball
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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According to my son, based on personal experience while working over summer break while in high school on a septic tank pumping crew, grease traps at a Chinese restaurant are the worst smell on planet earth. Jim
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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