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A rotting corpse? How about the garlic douched cunt of a 7 day dead whore that laid in mid-sun on a manure farm?
It'd be worse if she were a pescatarian, or had just partaken in some bizarre Thai anal fish fetish act.
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Tom Hanks ball
Do tell, when did you go sniffing Tom Hank's balls? And why?

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Covington, VA. The paper mill can be smelled from 5 miles away on the Interstate. For the life of me, I cannot understand why people would live in a town smells so badly.

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Do tell, when did you go sniffing Tom Hank's balls? And why?
I heard that ball sniffing was a hobby of the BMWGUY and Yosey, they are similar in there interests. Hey BMWGUY, ever found anything in a trunk of a 190E?
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Has anyone ever cut bones? That is Nas'tee!
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Hot cigarettes and wet coffee grounds poured into a vat of 3 day old human urine.

Wait for it.

Then injected into a fish. Which gets shoved into dead hooker's rectum. The body of whom gets dumped into an abandoned restaurant's walk-in cooler. In August.

That was for CMitch, and for Yosey - because you doubted me.

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I'm not done.

After a month of decay, a pair of crack-hobo's find her and do the ol' mung, until her plumbing falls out. Then they move to her ass, and get the fishy surprise. Then they vomit. Then they eat the vomit, then they vomit again.

THAT smell.

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