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TK just like J Edgar Hoover without the bitch rags

So there's this liquor store near my house that I used to frequent. I assumed it was run by the dude behind the counter, a handsome fellow with (and I'm serious) a huge painted red dot on his forehead. I always thought to myself, bro, lose the ink and you could be doing some serious gash gnashing but the guy was about as personable as a dust storm.
He had the stone cold stare of someone who would gain control of a large jet and do bad things.
Three months later (tonight) I'm returning from a heated battle with some deadbeat tenants and I see a new liquor store so I decide to stop in and purchase some refreshments. I walk in the place and it's completely empty....I mean NOBODY....It's clean out the register and grab a few bottles of Jack empty. There were two open doors. I yelled "Hello" into the first. nothing. as I walked to the second, I repeated, "Hello" I'm usually very polite in late night booze stores because they are constantly in the state of being robbed and God knows who has the gun. Out comes Mr dot. And I say "Wow. how many liquor stores do you own? And he says "just this one" but he said it with a terrorist cell lear as he overcharged me 30 cents for a bottle of Chevis.
Short story: Can I call in an air strike on a suspected terrorist for overcharging me 30 cents? Bear in mind, I believe this misbegotten revenue is going to Hezbollah

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30 cents will buy them a round for an AK, that round could kill this baby! it's your duty to call in Air !
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Bottomline1 would be very happy to oblige; he is for profiling based on forehead dots
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Bottomline1 would be very happy to oblige; he is for profiling based on forehead dots
Hey that's not fair! so am I
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Nope, you're thief but you're no traitor to America and what it stands for
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