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I am speechless on this one?
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Hmmmm Wait a minute! if you want to maintain size while you excersize....
Get a Jack U Vac and keep that on the entire time!

(source.... Ron Jermmy said so)
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running burns muscle to provide energy during demand..its called anaerobic breating or something. Dont remember well read it at the Jr school. If you want to gain muscle then one must start weight training. That will give you the woody you deserve!!

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I must say that I'm very disappointed in all of you. I figured you all would be way more vicious than this.

My penis and testicles shrink to almost child size proportions while exercising >> Medical Questions, Weight Loss, Pregnancy, Drugs, Health Insurance

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Do you know any of ye olde Forbidden Kingdom doctors around who can help our
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There are so many cures for this here, dont tell anyone i said so but they dont work as i have tried them all I did not say that OK

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have you tried extagen?? ( Extagen Tablets Revolutionary Penis Enhancement Tablets )on of my friend was obsessed with his penis size and was a virgin too..both are typical of saudis. He got 6 months supply of extagen from states through his friends. Now he is being treated for too large penis.

moral of the story, if you take such substances in controlled amount, it may lead to positive result. Dont believe the sales hype as it will result in "overly positive results".

Personally I have experienced penis growth and impressive strength due to some workout formula purchased from GNC to help me with my exhaustion and tiredness. But since then I have given up using them in fear of growing too much tool.

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running burns muscle to provide energy during demand..its called anaerobic breating or something. Dont remember well read it at the Jr school. If you want to gain muscle then one must start weight training. That will give you the woody you deserve!!
Bullshit, I run six to eight miles when I am toning down; what you loose is more fat and water hence the muscles may look shrunken but you will not lose muscle fiber, that's always the same. When I lift weights and hydrate at the same time my muscles swell that's why it's a good idea to have some Creatine to help absorb more water by the muscle fibers if you want to look like a monster.
The biggest enemy a man can have is sedentary lifestyle with too much food. An active lifestyle with balanced nutrition is your best friend.
Sometimes just losing that pot belly will make your penis look bigger because you can finally see it without straining your neck
Weight training will not in itself affect your penis it's going to be your body's reaction to testosterones that might effect your libido in either directions. The size of a "woody" will be directly proportional to how your brain perceives the stimulation you may be subject to and the amount of blood flow to the member. That's the only real player in penis size fluctuation at erection. At limp mode, the shrinking is normal if your ball sack retrieves inwards versus hanging down all gloriously. Same with the penis, it can retract to shrimp size or can just hang in there almost reaching your knee. The later is embarrassing if you're wearing shorts
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Have a partner enthusiastically strike the testicles with a large wooden tennis racket at least five times per day. Repeat until swelling overtakes the losses encountered via the shrinkage effect. Nuticle implants may be required.

Sage advice, no?
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