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I've had a few I've seen coming and ran screaming into the darkness.
Not to be too rude and forward, but, did it get dark before or after he came while you were "up close and personal" with your eye on it?

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Not to be too rude and forward, but, did it get dark before or after he came while you were "up close and personal" with your eye on it?

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Jim, I have a feeling that you're still a virgin
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Are you sure you have that right Drew? Or is it more like they see you coming and start saying Oh God!
I will not deny that I had the whole spectrum of emotions but that goes with the territory
I do wear a ring though, so I can be safe
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Not to be too rude and forward, but, did it get dark before or after he came while you were "up close and personal" with your eye on it?

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I was talking about the man, not "it". I should have clarified and said him or them.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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I once dated an Atheist. during sex she screamed Oh, Darwin Oh, Darwin
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I once dated an Atheist. during sex she screamed Oh, Darwin Oh, Darwin

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You know how to make your wife scream during sex? Walk in on her.
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You know how to make your wife scream during sex? Walk in on her.
That was bad. But funny.

By the way how exactly is that done?????

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So you dated yourself?
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I will not deny that I had the whole spectrum of emotions but that goes with the territory
I do wear a ring though, so I can be safe
I do hope you are talking about a ring on your finger. And by safe I was talking about STD's.

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