worst mod in BW history
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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I was cruising down the road one day, doing about sixty or so, when a Schneider truck passed me. I was feeling mischievous that day, so I hailed the driver on my CB:
"Hey, Schneider? Got your ears on?"
"Yeah," he replied, "What you want?"
"Did you ever see a dumb-ass wrapped in plastic?" I asked him.
He thought that over. "No, don't reckon I ever did."
"Well, the next time you have your wallet out, take a look at the picture on your CDL."
He fumed a bit about smart-ass drivers, then I told him:
"Look, it's only a joke! Don't get mad, get even. Pull it on the next truck that passes you."
He grunted an agreement, then after a minute or two, a Fed-Ex truck passed both of us. I heard the Schneider driver key his mike:
"Hey, Fed-Ex? You got it on?"
"Yep! What you want?"
"Did you ever see a dumb-ass wrapped in plastic?"
"Nope, don't reckon I ever saw that."
"Well, " the Schneider driver said, "there's a truckstop two exits from here. Pull in there with me. I want to show you my CDL."