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post #31 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-03-2008, 07:09 AM
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Now thats funny.
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Now thats funny.
Funny is not a strong enough word, i fell of my friggin chair laughing.

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What the fuck is a 99 luft balloon?
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What the fuck is a 99 luft balloon?
'Luft' is German for air. So, I'd guess he means 99 balloons in the air?

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What the fuck is a 99 luft balloon?
Have you never flown on Luftansa? German airlines

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>> > Hillbilly Birth
>> > Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, Kentucky a
>> > hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the
>> > doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no
>> > electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
>> > 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
>> >
>> > Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the
>> > doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think
>> > there's another20one coming.'
>> >
>> > Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that
>> > lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the docto r.
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>> > Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a
>> > hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one
>> > coming!' cried the doctor.
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>> > The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
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>> > 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'



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Did you hear about the couple from Lancaster that went to Vegas? They got arrested for something they did at the crap table.
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