Date registered: Mar 2008
Vehicle: 1999 E320 4 matic wagon
Location: Sussex Wi
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Drew walks into a Irish bar early on St. Patty's Day. After a few pints he needs to use the head. As he walks in and begins to go he see's a dwarf using the stall next to him.This little person is standing about three feet back from the urinal so Drew takes a peek and see's that the little guy has a dick about 18" long!!!! As Drew finishes up and is washing his hands he say's to the little person," I am not gay or anything but you have the biggest cock I have ever seen." He replies, That is because I am a Leprechaun my boy, I gave myself one wish and that was to have the worlds largest penis." Drew is amazed and after a moment realizes if he catches this Leprechaun he too will get a wish. He grab the little guy by the shoulders and the leprechaun concedes that he is indeed caught. Drew wishes for 10 million pounds. The Leprechaun states," Drop down on all fours and let me f*&$ you in the a$$ and when you return to your seat you will have your money, after all I did not wish for this penis for nothing. After a brief moment Drew accepts and drops to his knees. As the leprechaun mounts him drew is in agony and states " I can't believe how much this hurts!" to which the reply came, " I can't believe you think I am a Leprechaun."
"Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life."
Last edited by joelschneider; 06-25-2008 at 10:46 PM.