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Why did Shane cross the road?



His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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What do you call "feel the love" in a 1/2 full swiming pool holding a cinder block?



A good start.









Just kidding......

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Drew walks into a Irish bar early on St. Patty's Day. After a few pints he needs to use the head. As he walks in and begins to go he see's a dwarf using the stall next to him.This little person is standing about three feet back from the urinal so Drew takes a peek and see's that the little guy has a dick about 18" long!!!! As Drew finishes up and is washing his hands he say's to the little person," I am not gay or anything but you have the biggest cock I have ever seen." He replies, That is because I am a Leprechaun my boy, I gave myself one wish and that was to have the worlds largest penis." Drew is amazed and after a moment realizes if he catches this Leprechaun he too will get a wish. He grab the little guy by the shoulders and the leprechaun concedes that he is indeed caught. Drew wishes for 10 million pounds. The Leprechaun states," Drop down on all fours and let me f*&$ you in the a$$ and when you return to your seat you will have your money, after all I did not wish for this penis for nothing. After a brief moment Drew accepts and drops to his knees. As the leprechaun mounts him drew is in agony and states " I can't believe how much this hurts!" to which the reply came, " I can't believe you think I am a Leprechaun."

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Now we will go a little political.

How do you starve a liberal?






Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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A little racial

A African American, Puerto Rican, and a Hispanic are all in the same car, Who is driving?






The Police.



What do you call 70 white guys chasing one Black guy?





The Pga Tour







What do you call a Yankee water skiing behind an Alabama fishing boat?






Bait





How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?





Change your own fucking light bulb, I'm on break.

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why did cave men drag their women by the hair?





If you drag them by the feet they fill up with rocks.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?





Dress her up like an alter boy.

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?






Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I have done all I can. I am beat. Or at least I would like to be, but I doubt she will wake up. I hope I have provided you with at least one chuckle. I have no tread left on the tires of some of those jokes but you never know you might not have heard one before. No offense people they are just jokes and I made fun of everyone equally. I've got to be up at 6 so g-night, and have a pleasant day tomorrow, or today as it might be. Joel

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