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Strippers and golf.

This whole event was a disaster. I ended up with some complete douchebags who kept insulting us, and wouldn't tip me since I don't have large, fake breasts.
As for the article, I think it was exaggerated a bit. Underwear? Doubtful, bikini bottoms maybe. Most of the drunken insanity took place AFTER the kids left the course. There were neighbors on the balcony of a house next to the golf course actually cheering, in addition to the old man who threatened to take out his gun and "do the work of God".
Oy.

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Damn you think as a fellow member here we would at least get a heads up notice or something. A calender of events would have come in real handy about a week ago. BTW any ETA on the large fake breasts?

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Who cares about breasts when the gal's flipped over. It's the underside that counts anyway. Right? I like ass!

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I guess I could chime in here but good taste prevents it.
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Damn you think as a fellow member here we would at least get a heads up notice or something. A calender of events would have come in real handy about a week ago. BTW any ETA on the large fake breasts?
Hah, no chance in hell. These babies will be perky for the rest of my life for free.

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No photos?

God, I sure hope not.
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So to summarize the article, the whole problem was the result of golfers with the stripper caddies shooting off earlier than the club expected?

If I had a stripper handing me my woods, I'd probably shoot off faster than I usually do, too. They should have seen this coming.
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You can't make this shit up.
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