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I got off in her mouth

We were sitting out back drinking a beer with friends and Mosquitoes were biting so I grabbed a can of "off" and when a friend of my wife's turned I sprayed to protect her but her big mouth was flapping and she got sprayed.
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Off is rather sticky.
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One shot of Off in the eye got me the silent treatment once...
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make sure she swallows the load now!!

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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You're a perv, man. Just admit it. I am sick and tired of your
holier than thou tude.
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You're a perv, man. Just admit it. I am sick and tired of your
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You say that likes it's a bad thing?
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I guees we neeed more threads like this to attract and make it easier for the newbies.
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You say that likes it's a bad thing?
It's worse than spraying water on toes.
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It's worse than spraying water on toes.
I'll do better from now on, I promise.
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We were sitting out back drinking a beer with friends and Mosquitoes were biting so I grabbed a can of "off" and when a friend of my wife's turned I sprayed to protect her but her big mouth was flapping and she got sprayed.
Okay, was she a gagger or spitter? Had to ask, since no one else did.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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