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then I have three brothers
one is a lawyer and sue your ass for messing with the sisters
the other is a Marines and will just gut you with his knife
the last one is in med school and will probably end up cleaning the mess from your body parts
I on the other hand will keep you dick intact for further punishments
With all those sister and brothers, it sound like the "Waltons". good night JohnBOY!
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Keep your ass away from my daughter. Or momma will be out with the butcher knife.
You mean like this one. Hey Jody, do I scare you? I have been off my meds for years. He He HA HA!
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Oink oink
Fattening up for the porking , I gather.

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You mean like this one. Hey Jody, do I scare you? I have been off my meds for years. He He HA HA!
Isn't this the REAL reason behind the wheelchair ?
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You mean like this one. Hey Jody, do I scare you? I have been off my meds for years. He He HA HA!
THAT's what you use to cut up the bodies??
The Horror!

Look, you can't use a cleaver. You have to use something quicker, like a saws all. Especially the course blade. Now, if you know the victim has pins and shit in their knees or hips, then you'll have to use the hack saw blade. But it's awful slow. The key to properly chopping up and disposing of the bodies is to make clean, quick work of it. You cannot leave any evidence around and a cleaver is just, well, uncouth.

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Isn't this the REAL reason behind the wheelchair ?
Hey man I asked you if you wanted to hear the reason there is a handicap sign in my car.I WILL EXPLAIN.
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You mean like this one. Hey Jody, do I scare you? I have been off my meds for years. He He HA HA!
Yea pretty much. Just a bit of family. But, the women in the family are the ones to watch out for.
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THAT's what you use to cut up the bodies??
The Horror!

Look, you can't use a cleaver. You have to use something quicker, like a saws all. Especially the course blade. Now, if you know the victim has pins and shit in their knees or hips, then you'll have to use the hack saw blade. But it's awful slow. The key to properly chopping up and disposing of the bodies is to make clean, quick work of it. You cannot leave any evidence around and a cleaver is just, well, uncouth.
A good sharp butchers knife has always done a pretty good job.

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THAT's what you use to cut up the bodies??
The Horror!

Look, you can't use a cleaver. You have to use something quicker, like a saws all. Especially the course blade. Now, if you know the victim has pins and shit in their knees or hips, then you'll have to use the hack saw blade. But it's awful slow. The key to properly chopping up and disposing of the bodies is to make clean, quick work of it. You cannot leave any evidence around and a cleaver is just, well, uncouth.
Cmitch Cleaver Beaver. Thats what your friends told me. Were there any bodies in the catfish? The catfish tasted a little young to me.
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You mean like this one. Hey Jody, do I scare you? I have been off my meds for years. He He HA HA!
No, you didn't scare me you remind me of my uncle Jon. He and his wife have been married 30 years and you should see he gunshot holes she;s put in the house. He looks mean but she'll get ya.

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