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A joke for drew

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.

He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?"

The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States"

St. Peter says, "The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?"

Obama says, "About twenty minutes ago."
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you're a bad man, a very bad man.
I hope when you go to hell that Satan grabs you by your ass hair then slowly fry you; I will be there watching
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you're a bad man, a very bad man.
I hope when you go to hell that Satan grabs you by your ass hair then slowly fry you; I will be there watching
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Well I happen to that satan went down to georgia lookin for a Soda Stihl. Hmm What, What?
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