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What will happen when you freaks get old?
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What will happen when you freaks get old?
I guess it would be a $1.00 bill then.

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That reminds me of a joke.
A man wants to show his wife that he still loves her after 20 years of marriage. He takes her on a vacation to Jamaica and while he is there has the idea of getting her name tattooed on his dick. After leaving the tattoo shop proudly displaying Wendy on his member walking down the nude beach he sees a local man coming toward him with Wendy tattooed on his dick as well. Somewhat put off, thinking he had a one of a kind masterpiece he asked the man how long he has had Wendy tattooed on his dick. The man
replied, Sorry man it does not say Wendy, but says "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day."

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I am thinking of getting one and looking for ideas. My first idea is to have a $100 bill on my penis. Mainly because my wife will blow $100 faster then anyone. Other then that, I was thinking about a unicorn, a dolphin,a flower, or a huge skull with a snake coming out of the mouth and going through the eye. Shit I can't fix it. Tattoo

For consideration............

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Joel, this teacher is giving them for free.................

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A Christ nut teaching science? That's like hiring Christopher Reeve to coach track & field.

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A Christ nut teaching science? That's like hiring Christopher Reeve to coach track & field.

Heh Heh, Ole Chris trained a few winners.................

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I am glad I am out of the teaching biz.
I am thinking that for my next dancing gig I should wear a Christ diaper like the one he wore on the cross. I bet ya Jayhawk would pay some $$$$ for it too, the more soiled it will be the more $$$.
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I am thinking of getting one and looking for ideas. ... Tattoo
Mr Schnider,

Am I witnessing a step by step dating program where you are attempting to
find your ideal bwot mate ?

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