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Somehow, you just KNOW mcbear was involved...

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

Fort Thomas, Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars. (Hear that Nugness? Now stay outta the street!)

...and...

Doesn't say one can't give it.
  • One may not receive anal sex.


  • A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
  • One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

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now we know why Yosey never hears from his left hand.

Dyersburg, Tennessee

It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.


...along with
  • Driving is not to be done while asleep.
  • It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
  • Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
  • Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
  • You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  • Hollow logs may not be sold.
  • More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

TG I'm in 'Tucky
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Ooops. That was meant for Ed. Oh well, if the shoe fits...

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Somehow, you just KNOW mcbear was involved...

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

Fort Thomas, Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars. (Hear that Nugness? Now stay outta the street!)

...and...

Doesn't say one can't give it.
  • One may not receive anal sex.


  • A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
  • One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

I have a bill in the house right now to overturn this inane law.
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What the hell has poor Bot been doing when he wakes up in the morning?

Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

Jefferson Parish, Louisiana
  • Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
  • No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
  • Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
  • It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It's perfectly fine to mock the other guy.
  • Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.

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I have a bill in the house right now to overturn this inane law.
Please funnel it to the proper committee asap.

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Somehow, you just KNOW mcbear was involved...

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

Fort Thomas, Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars. (Hear that Nugness? Now stay outta the street!)

...and...

Doesn't say one can't give it.
  • One may not receive anal sex.


  • A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
  • One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Well there was something white all over my clk and the "Nugness" had a smile on his face.
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And we elect these wise-asses

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.*
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
In Normal, IL., it is against the law to make faces at dogs.



I guess you can see how I developed my love for dogs and monsters.

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Somehow, you just KNOW mcbear was involved...

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
I would never throw eggs.

Now a tomato injected with pig urine, THAT would be a statement.

And apparently not against the law.

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No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
I'm not sure what this says about me, but having been in Prescott many times, I'd have to say this little piece of legislation makes perfect sense.

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