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What's your funniest motor vehicle vs. living creature story?

We were traveling down I95 on our way to Disney World in a '72 Ford pickup with a cap on the bed. She was driving and somewhere just outside of Jacksonville, a beautiful blue and white bird bounced off the left headlight and exploded in an amazing array of feathers and blood on the windshield before rolling onto the cap and off the back.

We stopped to see if maybe we could patch a broken wing or something but there was no sign of it. Maybe it was just stunned and flew away? We cleaned the gore off the truck and continued south, singing the theme from the Small World attraction.

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Many years ago, I spent time in canada with the british army on a training thing, anyway some of the guys decided to visit an indian reservation. To cut a long story short, on their trip in a rented car they accidentally hit a brown bear

As it happens one of these guys wants to get out of the car and make sure the bear is ok, the bear was ok and really pissed off. They spent the rest of the night looking for thier friend by following the blood trail They found him alive and kicking with a bear sleeping on his legs


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This one is sorta different but fits the theme of this thread.

Vickie and the kids and I use to go to yard sales on saturday, so one saturday morning we went to a yard sale and there was a free cat, prettiest cat you ever saw. Anyways when we was taking it home it started making a screaching noise we looked at the cat and he closed his right eye and proceeded to spray shit all of the kids and the back seat.It took us days to get the cat shit smell out of our car.
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