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Let's get in line for our rations of wheat and milk

I was practicing swallowing my burps last night to combat the hunger pains. it fworked for a while until I noticed I had to let off quite a few rancid farts tot he tune of that 80's pop hit "Everybody wants to rule the world"....fffftttt
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I was practicing swallowing my burps last night to combat the hunger pains. it fworked for a while until I noticed I had to let off quite a few rancid farts tot he tune of that 80's pop hit "Everybody wants to rule the world"....fffftttt
Aren't you the one stuffing colonix up your buttocks? How's that going for ya?
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wheat and milk is not a problem.
Just keep away from meet and beer.
You know, I grow up standing in line to pick up my rations of flower, oil and sugar.
Most of you guys have no ideea.
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wheat and milk is not a problem.
Just keep away from meet and beer.
You know, I grow up standing in line to pick up my rations of flower, oil and sugar.
Most of you guys have no ideea.
I have been in places around the world where people line up for milk or bread before the birds start chirping in the morning. I have seen fights, shoving and pushing to get a loaf of bread. I also saw empty shelves while employees were paid to just sit around and ignore frustrated shoppers. Is this like where you grew up?
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Is this like where you grew up?
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Milk line started at 4.30am and store opened at 8.00.
150 bottle of milk came in and 110 are being sold to the first in line.
Bread came twice a day and sold in 45 min.
Fight were fun but more fun was being crowded with a bunch of womanfolks as a teen.
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I knew you were a pervert, welcome to BWOT
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There is NOTHING perverted about being a young male.
It is the nature way.
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There is NOTHING perverted about being a young male.
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