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Presidential Protection

Just when you thought it was safe.

Obama and McCain will protect you

Obama Condoms!.

Motto: "Use with good judgement."

Descriptor: "Who says experience is necessary? These are uncertain times. The economy's a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid...But now there's Obama condoms, for a change you can believe in!"

*For the elitist penis

... *When you just want to close the deal.





And, not to be outdone there are

McCain condoms, too. Motto: "Old but not expired."

Descriptor: "Give your 'troops' the protection they deserve, buy McCainCondoms today! This will turn out to be the ultimate collectors item or a perfect gift for grandpa! *Trophy Wife approved.

*For the proud, liberal republican - conservative republican.


$9.95 per pair. Both happen to "offer better protection than the Secret Service."

Shenanigans: Gossip and Lifestyle on Capitol Hill - Politico.com



Wonder if the Obama ones are 30% larger?







I'm just askin'.

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