Hey eric, did you know that sharpeis can live 15 to 20 years, I think the oldest one lived to be 29 years old. The nugness is 10 years old and looks like he is 2 years old.
Its Dragon boat festival today so ive got the day off and was watching a CD, the missus was eating Sichuan style chiken and put the food on the coffee table and went to the kitchen. The dog saw this and nicked a piece of chicken.
Now this chicken is so blooming hot that it will burn a hole in a wooden table lol and the dog is eating it
Well the dog yelleped a few times and shot around the room gasping for breath lol. Then she made a second mistake and drank all the water in her bowl, yelleped even more and did the 8 second mile around the room.
I knew the wife would blame me for allowing this to happen so I got the lead on the dog and took her for a walk to cool down. Big mistake
Got into the lift and it being a public holiday, the lift was packed. Then the dog did a Peter Sellers on me and farted
and boy did it stink, everyone was looking at me including the dog
I almost lost my lunch
So i did a Peter Sellers on them and started laughing, they all started laughing too, 30 floors down and everyone gets out of the lift in fits of laughter and the crowd on the first floor looking at us like we are all drunk
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.