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I'm not sure I know what fun is anymore..........
This...THIS, is fun.

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...ical-joke.html

Hall of fame material.

I quote:
Get him really drunk, then when he passes out, draw a penis on his face with a Sharpie. Take a digital photo, and upload it to penischeek.com.

Then fuck him in the ass.
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Smear some Vaseline on his brake rotors.

You could also smear some Vaseline on his mom, fuck her doggy style, videotaping the whole thing, then before you bust a nut on her back tell her "This is the way your son likes it too." Send him a copy of said video tape.

Then fuck him in the ass.
Then,
Tell your friend you're taking him to see the Minnesota Opera and instead, take him to Mystic Lake Casino to see

TOM JONES

then fuck him in the ass!
The rest you have to read....."Dirty van Houten".......
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This...THIS, is fun.

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...ical-joke.html

Hall of fame material.

I quote:
Get him really drunk, then when he passes out, draw a penis on his face with a Sharpie. Take a digital photo, and upload it to penischeek.com.

Then fuck him in the ass.
Followed by
Originally Posted by deathrattle
^^^^^

ROTFL


Smear some Vaseline on his brake rotors.

You could also smear some Vaseline on his mom, fuck her doggy style, videotaping the whole thing, then before you bust a nut on her back tell her "This is the way your son likes it too." Send him a copy of said video tape.

Then fuck him in the ass.
Then,
Tell your friend you're taking him to see the Minnesota Opera and instead, take him to Mystic Lake Casino to see

TOM JONES

then fuck him in the ass!
The rest you have to read....."Dirty van Houten".......
That is funny. Having fun is a different animal.
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That is funny. Having fun is a different animal.
You can fuck whatever kind of animal you want....but if it's not fun, then why bother?


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I'm missing something again, aren't I.



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Look....








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Reading the thread is funNY.....DOING those things is Fun.








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Am I the only one who gets me?
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