Surely A Large Human
Date registered: Jun 2006
Vehicle: '08 C219
Location: Between Earth and Mars
Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Quoted: 572 Post(s)
There's not an inbred, toothless pig farmer 'sexing' turtles with one hand while playing with his nipple rings in the other, sitting in the wicker chair?
There's not a flaming bag of endangered animal feces sitting at the threshold?
The half-empty can of gold metallic Krylon paint fell off the solid-surface counter tops?
You have solid-surface counter tops, because your addiction to scat-play and vodka cut into the granite budget?
A reflection of your wife shoving huge brass baubles into her capris is visible, ever so slightly, in the "back" door window?
This is harder than "where's waldo".