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Wow, I never new this forum was so hard up. At the time of this post 146 of you sick fuckers were trying to get a peek at some dried out prunes and a moldy taco. No wonder the ass thread is still going strong. Thanks for the pics cmitch I had to spit out the food I was eating to let the vomit come out. Yosey, always a top contributer.
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
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Why,.. Thank you vary-mush


I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
I beleive you, just don't show us pictures.

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Yeah, you go 'head an' play with your balls. I'm givin' the dog a bone.

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In that case "have a Drink on me"
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I would have last night ,but "she shook me all night long"

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