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I'm lost as to why the author perceives such a furor over this. It's not like they're preying on poor women who are starving their kids so that they can get their vajayjay's groomed up a bit. So a woman wants to get some nip/tuck work done on her coochiepop. Who are we to judge? It's their money...if they want to toss it at someone to groom their gash, good for them.

Now I'll be the first to agree, there's no such thing as cute quim. You've got a million ugly variations, from the afro clam to the taffy puller, all the way to the rusty axe wound and the whisker biscuit. That said, anyone with the means and concern for their image to keep their nethermeats in tip top shape, should be commended.



Oh, and finally, this should generate some chuckles. Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms! (STARMA.COM)

This is probably the only lucky streak I possess but I've been on YouPorn and have seen some of the most heinous clamtraps, hanging slabs of tough round steak, turkey neck made out of rubber, and the flapping gates of Hell but every female accompanist I've had has had a nice clean wharf.

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This thread really needs pictures.

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But, like, why can they not do a "boxed set" for a man to take home??
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I suppose if we give genitic modification a wee while one will be able to order
" a nice ass with tits on the side please"
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Hold the dressing, I prefer my own
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But, like, why can they not do a "boxed set" for a man to take home??
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I suppose if we give genitic modification a wee while one will be able to order
" a nice ass with tits on the side please"
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Hold the dressing, I prefer my own
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Classic!
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McBare, who is on record as hating Fox news, again and again posts material put out by Fox. Go figure.
McBear, who dislikes the JOURNALISM STANDARDS of FoxNews, has always been one to read ALL types of news sources, from varying perspectives and qualities to stay more informed.

You should try it.

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Gee wizzzz a nice cheese burger or a big badly packed kebab, that’s a tuff one
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Old joke alert:

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become nursing home residents. They both agreed that life was still good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman, Mabel, said that her sex life was still wonderful. "The secret to great sex is this: When my husband is getting ready for bed, I get
undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
When her husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, Ethel takes off all her clothes. Although it's quite a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well.
After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move. It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom...
With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells: "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"

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Old joke alert: comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"
don't know why that made me think of Phil.
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Or the old lady giving her erstwile ( Ex ) old lover a hard time as to why he left her for another even older woman.
I am better looking she says
Yes he agrees
I am younger she says
Yes he agrees
I wear nicer clothes and sexy underwear she says
yes he agrees
I got more money and I spent it on you, she says
Yes he agrees
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So what has she got that I have not?
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