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A 75 year old man told me a joke today.

He came into my shop to fix my coke machine and we started to talk, he told me a joke, here it is.

He said there was a pilot flying, Mcain, obama and clinton and the three started talking. Obama said I could throw 10 $1000,00 dollar bills out of this plane and make 10 people happy. Clinton said I could throw 100 $100 bills out of this plane and make a 100 people happy. and Mcain said well I could throw 10,000 $1.00 bills out and make a 1000 people happy. And the pilot chimed and said I could throw you three out of the plane and make everyone happy.

Not a bad joke for an 75 year old man.
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You should have told him about the Aristocrats.
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^^^^ The rest of us are on chapter 4..... catch up.
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Easy to criticize but how could anyone do it any different?
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Easy to criticize but how could anyone do it any different?
Are you posting related sentences in different threads?

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Why would only 1000 people be happy if 10,000 $1 bills were thrown out? Do they think that statistically that many bills thrown out of an airplane would be grabbed at a 10:1 ratio on average? If so, why would in the other examples bills be grabbed at a 1:1 ratio? I'm confused.

What was wrong with your Coke machine? Why would you surmise a 75 year old man would have inferior jokes? What the hell is wrong with me tonight?
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Why would only 1000 people be happy if 10,000 $1 bills were thrown out? Do they think that statistically that many bills thrown out of an airplane would be grabbed at a 10:1 ratio on average? If so, why would in the other examples bills be grabbed at a 1:1 ratio? I'm confused.

What was wrong with your Coke machine? Why would you surmise a 75 year old man would have inferior jokes? What the hell is wrong with me tonight?
What the hell is wrong with me tonight? I suspect that you are a good, caring person.
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