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I found $80 once, It was inside of this old ladys purse. The bitch chase me three blocks. I got away so I figured God wanted me to have it.
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I found $80 once, It was inside of this old ladys purse. The bitch chase me three blocks. I got away so I figured God wanted me to have it.
I got some Nacho cheese one time and brought it home. My wife said, "Where'd you get the American Cheese?"
I said, "It's not American Cheese, it's Nacho Cheese."
She said, "You idiot. That shit's American Cheese!"
I said, "Hell no it ain't! I ought to know because when I snatched that shit from this lady at the Commodity Cheese office, she ran screaming down the street after me yelling "That's Nacho cheese, mister! That's Nacho Cheese!"

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I'm not having that guy get any more glory, it was me Dope, it's the old bribes for votes shit, the only thing he'll give you is hell, just look in his books of tricks, he loves to see people die in his wars, millions upon millions, I've not killed anyone, other than in self defence.
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