There's never been a blueprint for the dictatorship of the Proletariats, so there's bound to be mistakes. However, if you study history, you'll see that since the rise of the nationship, Socialism has been a historic inevitability.. dude. ~~~Tom Hamilton
If you think McBear will be a no show because we allow cj to bring his boy toy then I will put my foot down and change it back to no changes in the rules. But that would be a 2nd change in the original rules, which mcbear would have wanted in original form without change. By making a 2nd change are we infact driving mcbear away from the summer meet? What do you have against mcbear?
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"Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life."
I was going to, but I did not think it was necessary. Lets fire off a top ten list of things you cannot do at my house.
1.Showing up with a 16 year old boy, drunk, whom you intend to have sex with later, or already have.
2. Anything having to do with the illegal trafficking of narcotics across state lines, or smoking dope in my backyard.(go for a drive and come back if you want)
3.As a former drunk who drove hammered pretty much everyday and thank God every day for not killing someone. I strongly urge you to be a responsible driver when you drink. If you show up and have 10 rum and cokes in 1.5 hours and jump in the Benz for the drive up to Elkhart or on the way home a police officer will be detaining you. (sorry) I am not an absolute sobriety person, I know that you can drink and have a good time and be responsible and still drive.
4.Piss in my front yard. That is why we have a back yard
5.Poop in my front yard. That is why we have neighbors.
6.molest my children or Dog, (my wife may entertain some propositions)
7.Language that would embarrass a sailor in front of his mother. I say fuck and shit and all that as well, but lets not teach it to the 2 year old.
8. Steal anything from me or my neighbors.
9.Don't be an asshole, I enjoy a good ribbing as much as the next guy but when that line is reached, don't cross it. Quite often it is that last jab that turns a funny debate into a fight. Fighting is not aloud. Not to mention the German Sheppard will attack the aggressor. (He will grab your arm until you stop, it more than likely will not break the skin, but it will leave a nasty bruise)A few drunk friends giving head locks discovered that,
10. Anyone in attendance will be forced to have a good time. no moping aloud. I have a carpeted garage with 2 TVs and cable, we have a nice yard with a covered seating area,fire pit,putting green, driving net,grilling area, swings,play set, pool table and full bar in the basement and 13 TVs in the house. there is a hot tub if your sore from the road and we can put the kiddie pool up or run through the sprinkler if your hot. If you cannot have fun here it cannot be had.
All I heard at yosey's was 'Hey, BITCH! Get me a beer!' I really hope you can take that being thrown at you tirelessly, throughout the day, Bitch.
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We have five refrigerators, 1 in the garage 1 outside by the grill, 1 in the hot tub room,1 kitchen, 1 behind the bar. Along with 3 or 4 coolers that are usually used as foot rests. I like to entertain. It will be a very comfortable stay.
I can do all the cooking, At this point it will most likely be beef tenderloin marinated and cooked up with peppers,onion, garlic, mushrooms, tomatoes, potatoes. some of our local Bratwurst. and some local corn on the cob cooked on the grill. I still have a lightly stocked bar with some jack, capt. morgan, vodka, and about 10 other bottles of misc. but there is a beer depot 3 blocks away. I will have some beer on hand but I would urge you to pick up a six pack of some of our local brew at the corner, Most of the time six guys get six different beers and we throw them in the cooler and you get a pretty good sampling of all that Milwaukee has to offer. The only thing I have to draw the line at is no Budweiser. It is against state law and good taste. I hope I have made this invitation pleasing to enough of you that we have one hell of a get together.
If you think McBear will be a no show because we allow cj to bring his boy toy then I will put my foot down and change it back to no changes in the rules. But that would be a 2nd change in the original rules, which mcbear would have wanted in original form without change. By making a 2nd change are we infact driving mcbear away from the summer meet? What do you have against mcbear?
I doubt cj's toy would cause a millimeter of eyebrow movement from mcbear.
I blame YOU for driving him away with YOUR cavalier attitude toward the rules. They're the RULES, dammit. You just don't go and change them because they have a few skid marks in the crotch! Let's man up, here.
Keep monkeying with the rules and the bear cavalry will descend upon you, unleashing its might with a fury you have never experienced.
That settles it no underage homo sexual life partners. As well as no more flexing the rules to accommodate individuals. I am not sure what a bear cavalry is but it sounds like it could leave a mess behind (see rule #5). No offense to Mrs. c.j. I should have referenced the pictures.
Checking the tentative schedule, I'm a definite maybe for this one. Which is better than a "no", even though it's a hell of a drive. Doubt there are any convoy's planning on going up 35...
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