man I would suggest that you only invite REAL friends not posers that don't have a life, except on the internet.
Your the only guys I know with Benz's. What fun is a Mercedes club meet with only one Mercedes? And from the feedback left by Yosey regarding his experience with all you down there I am not worried. I have hosted several Illegal poker games where I only knew 5-6 of the 25 people in my house. I have never had any problems, or concerns. The upstairs is off limits except for the bathroom at the top of the stairs and I have a "sleeper" watching out for me. Everyone watches everyone else. I have made several friends over the poker table, and they were all strangers at one point. Most of the people I have had the pleasure of talking to on BW have been very help full (210 props to Ohlord) and funny as hell (All of OT). Yes there are some dicks in here but welcome to the world. Keep in mind anyone coming is going to have to get my address, But then again all they have to do is search my name on the internet and they will find me. I am not going to hide from my shadow and be afraid to meet new people, and experience new things. If you guys want to drive a few hours and have a good time and a couple of beers I am willing to provide the location and food for your trouble. If not, or if your a total dick on here to everyone. Go pound sand, life's a bitch, and so is your mother. As far as the invitation it is open. I am not going to tell someone they can not come just because I don't know them very well. Hell for all I know you might all be women. However this is my house and my rules. I expect that anyone willing to drive across town or across the country to meet some people will conduct themselves in an appropriate manner, inappropriate conduct will not be tolerated. (Enough Said)
I hope that a lot of you can make it and I think it will be a great time.
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Your the only guys I know with Benz's. What fun is a Mercedes club meet with only one Mercedes? And from the feedback left by Yosey regarding his experience with all you down there I am not worried. I have hosted several Illegal poker games where I only knew 5-6 of the 25 people in my house. I have never had any problems, or concerns. The upstairs is off limits except for the bathroom at the top of the stairs and I have a "sleeper" watching out for me. Everyone watches everyone else. I have made several friends over the poker table, and they were all strangers at one point. Most of the people I have had the pleasure of talking to on BW have been very help full (210 props to Ohlord) and funny as hell (All of OT). Yes there are some dicks in here but welcome to the world. Keep in mind anyone coming is going to have to get my address, But then again all they have to do is search my name on the internet and they will find me. I am not going to hide from my shadow and be afraid to meet new people, and experience new things. If you guys want to drive a few hours and have a good time and a couple of beers I am willing to provide the location and food for your trouble. If not, or if your a total dick on here to everyone. Go pound sand, life's a bitch, and so is your mother. As far as the invitation it is open. I am not going to tell someone they can not come just because I don't know them very well. Hell for all I know you might all be women. However this is my house and my rules. I expect that anyone willing to drive across town or across the country to meet some people will conduct themselves in an appropriate manner, inappropriate conduct will not be tolerated. (Enough Said)
I hope that a lot of you can make it and I think it will be a great time.
Define 'inappropriate conduct'.
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I was going to, but I did not think it was necessary. Lets fire off a top ten list of things you cannot do at my house.
1.Showing up with a 16 year old boy, drunk, whom you intend to have sex with later, or already have.
2. Anything having to do with the illegal trafficking of narcotics across state lines, or smoking dope in my backyard.(go for a drive and come back if you want)
3.As a former drunk who drove hammered pretty much everyday and thank God every day for not killing someone. I strongly urge you to be a responsible driver when you drink. If you show up and have 10 rum and cokes in 1.5 hours and jump in the Benz for the drive up to Elkhart or on the way home a police officer will be detaining you. (sorry) I am not an absolute sobriety person, I know that you can drink and have a good time and be responsible and still drive.
4.Piss in my front yard. That is why we have a back yard
5.Poop in my front yard. That is why we have neighbors.
6.molest my children or Dog, (my wife may entertain some propositions)
7.Language that would embarrass a sailor in front of his mother. I say fuck and shit and all that as well, but lets not teach it to the 2 year old.
8. Steal anything from me or my neighbors.
9.Don't be an asshole, I enjoy a good ribbing as much as the next guy but when that line is reached, don't cross it. Quite often it is that last jab that turns a funny debate into a fight. Fighting is not aloud. Not to mention the German Sheppard will attack the aggressor. (He will grab your arm until you stop, it more than likely will not break the skin, but it will leave a nasty bruise)A few drunk friends giving head locks discovered that,
10. Anyone in attendance will be forced to have a good time. no moping aloud. I have a carpeted garage with 2 TVs and cable, we have a nice yard with a covered seating area,fire pit,putting green, driving net,grilling area, swings,play set, pool table and full bar in the basement and 13 TVs in the house. there is a hot tub if your sore from the road and we can put the kiddie pool up or run through the sprinkler if your hot. If you cannot have fun here it cannot be had.
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Originally Posted by joelschneider
You drove from Utah to Pa to get to Kentucky? You might need a new GPS. If there are any problems my indie mech is about 2 miles from my house and they are usually there on Sat. all day. They build Porsche race cars and are swamped.
No nO no! I had plans to hit Kentuk however my job changed thoses plans and along with the fact that my SCR control crapped out the week before and me being stuck in Carson CA from thursday the 1st to monday the 5th
So I had little time to figure out what was wrong with the SLK and no time to find one because on the 6th I had to fly to PA and was suppose to fly back on the 8th Well Damn it did not freaking work out that way and I got stuck in Berwick PA till sunday.
I was suppose to pick up the GF on friday morning (she got pissed at me cause she took the day off from work and I was a freaking no show) oh yeah she did pick up the phone today! and said 2 words to me! ("FUCK YOU!") then hung up! well hot damn its gonna be alright after all! heh heh we are talking again! heh!
I was going to, but I did not think it was necessary. Lets fire off a top ten list of things you cannot do at my house.
1.Showing up with a 16 year old boy, drunk, whom you intend to have sex with later, or already have.
2. Anything having to do with the illegal trafficking of narcotics across state lines, or smoking dope in my backyard.(go for a drive and come back if you want)
3.As a former drunk who drove hammered pretty much everyday and thank God every day for not killing someone. I strongly urge you to be a responsible driver when you drink. If you show up and have 10 rum and cokes in 1.5 hours and jump in the Benz for the drive up to Elkhart or on the way home a police officer will be detaining you. (sorry) I am not an absolute sobriety person, I know that you can drink and have a good time and be responsible and still drive.
4.Piss in my front yard. That is why we have a back yard
5.Poop in my front yard. That is why we have neighbors.
6.molest my children or Dog, (my wife may entertain some propositions)
7.Language that would embarrass a sailor in front of his mother. I say fuck and shit and all that as well, but lets not teach it to the 2 year old.
8. Steal anything from me or my neighbors.
9.Don't be an asshole, I enjoy a good ribbing as much as the next guy but when that line is reached, don't cross it. Quite often it is that last jab that turns a funny debate into a fight. Fighting is not aloud. Not to mention the German Sheppard will attack the aggressor. (He will grab your arm until you stop, it more than likely will not break the skin, but it will leave a nasty bruise)A few drunk friends giving head locks discovered that,
10. Anyone in attendance will be forced to have a good time. no moping aloud. I have a carpeted garage with 2 TVs and cable, we have a nice yard with a covered seating area,fire pit,putting green, driving net,grilling area, swings,play set, pool table and full bar in the basement and 13 TVs in the house. there is a hot tub if your sore from the road and we can put the kiddie pool up or run threw the sprinkler if your hot. If you cannot have fun here it cannot be had.
I was going to, but I did not think it was necessary. Lets fire off a top ten list of things you cannot do at my house.
1.Showing up with a 16 year old boy, drunk, whom you intend to have sex with later, or already have.
2. Anything having to do with the illegal trafficking of narcotics across state lines, or smoking dope in my backyard.(go for a drive and come back if you want)
3.As a former drunk who drove hammered pretty much everyday and thank God every day for not killing someone. I strongly urge you to be a responsible driver when you drink. If you show up and have 10 rum and cokes in 1.5 hours and jump in the Benz for the drive up to Elkhart or on the way home a police officer will be detaining you. (sorry) I am not an absolute sobriety person, I know that you can drink and have a good time and be responsible and still drive.
4.Piss in my front yard. That is why we have a back yard
5.Poop in my front yard. That is why we have neighbors.
6.molest my children or Dog, (my wife may entertain some propositions)
7.Language that would embarrass a sailor in front of his mother. I say fuck and shit and all that as well, but lets not teach it to the 2 year old.
8. Steal anything from me or my neighbors.
9.Don't be an asshole, I enjoy a good ribbing as much as the next guy but when that line is reached, don't cross it. Quite often it is that last jab that turns a funny debate into a fight. Fighting is not aloud. Not to mention the German Sheppard will attack the aggressor. (He will grab your arm until you stop, it more than likely will not break the skin, but it will leave a nasty bruise)A few drunk friends giving head locks discovered that,
10. Anyone in attendance will be forced to have a good time. no moping aloud. I have a carpeted garage with 2 TVs and cable, we have a nice yard with a covered seating area,fire pit,putting green, driving net,grilling area, swings,play set, pool table and full bar in the basement and 13 TVs in the house. there is a hot tub if your sore from the road and we can put the kiddie pool up or run threw the sprinkler if your hot. If you cannot have fun here it cannot be had.
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You might need a new GPS.
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