Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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Another parrot joke
> A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have
> a problem.
> I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one
> 'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
> They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
> 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a
> 'You know, he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I
> have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
> Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in
> the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
> and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
> 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this might be the solution.'
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
> As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
> inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed,
> she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
> 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
> There was a stunned silence.
> Then, one male parrot looked over at the other one and said,
> 'Put the beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered!