My dog is only a puppy, and still has those rather sharp puppy teeth and she has to bite everything. This morning I took a shower and came to sit on the bed whilst drying my hair. Sitting on the edge of the bed, naked, my tonker toy hanging over the edge. And yes you get it ouch ouch friggin dog.
I may have to resort to armour plated underwear before she gets any bigger
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.