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Old 05-09-2008, 07:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Planets are round because of gravity, your balls are ovoid because of depravity. The dogs are simply sniffing for their relatives inside your digestive tract.
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Don't worry about FTL, it's Friday he's a bit pent, he'll be fine after a weekend of mowing down Mexicans with his AK , and dog's just have the need to know .
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't worry about FTL, it's Friday he's a bit pent, he'll be fine after a weekend of mowing down Mexicans with his AK , and dog's just have the need to know .
WOW, that dog is determined to get his food back at any price
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Very funny but why are planets all round and not square or triangular? If the big bang theory is correct then what made the planets round ?

PS i am not a scientist but a mere observer of life and the system we live in

Mere is a gross overestimation. Take a clump of mud and spin it around for a bazillion years...flotsam, jetsam and all that and pretty soon you got a balll. Alternatively, Jesus likes
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Why is it that all the planets in our solar system are round or ball shaped ...


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Old 05-10-2008, 07:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am frequently abused by my dogs' cold wet noses when emerging from the shower. I can't imagine the information they are gathering from my asshole but it seems important. To them, at least.
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:36 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I am frequently abused by my dogs' cold wet noses when emerging from the shower. I can't imagine the information they are gathering from my asshole but it seems important. To them, at least.

Possibly that Irish Spring is no match for 'Trucker butt'?
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must be the hot wings or the hot dog raps from the flying hook
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I am frequently abused by my dogs' cold wet noses when emerging from the shower. I can't imagine the information they are gathering from my asshole but it seems important. To them, at least.
Oh No! this is not information that I really needed to know.......
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Why is it that all the planets in our solar system are round or ball shaped? MY testicals are egg shaped and not round why? More importantly why can my dog find a problem with my body and the doctor cannot?

Well first of all if you would stop Squeezing em all the time and give em a chance they just might be round..........Second of all the dog is only pretending to find problems so you'll let im stick his nose in there a bit more...
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