Date registered: Nov 2004
Vehicle: E55 ///AMG
Location: SF Bay Area, CA.
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Things guys wish women knew
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW...
If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to
Do not cut your hair. Ever.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you
do not want to hear.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and NASCAR.
Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides -
Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Crying is blackmail.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign art films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil. Please.
Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. Just because
we're perfectly happy driving a Lamborghini doesn't mean we stop
appreciating the engineering of the Ferrari in the next lane.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done
NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months
we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends,
like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the Microsoft Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also
a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If a part of our body itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
Last edited by JOE55; 05-08-2008 at 04:08 PM.