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Things women know about men that they can't comprehend.

If you can't find the socket you need you left it in the car you were just working on.

If you are hungry you know where the fridge is or how to order a pizza.

If you don't have clean clothes you should have put them in the laundry room, and if you can fix a car you can work a washer.

Don't ask where we want to go out if you already know where you plan on going.

If you can't find your wallet or keys look in the pants you wore the day before.

If we have a headache for 17 months you must not be doing something right.

Don't get us stupid things for special occasions, most of us would prefer just a gift card or something we can use. Lingerie is for your benefit not ours.

Flowers are nice when delivered to work just for the attention, but for what you paid for that dozen roses we would rather have the money and buy shoes.

If you can't hit the toilet when you pee at night use the kids bathroom.

We don't care if you watch sports all day on Sunday as long as we don't have to do it with you.

Sometimes when we say there is nothing wrong there really isn't.

And, do not ask are you mad at me for something if we are in a pissy mood all that does is get us pissed at you.

Just some food for thought.
I must admit these are valid points. LOL.
Great post Jody!

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I'd suggest you start buying in bulk.....


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Be advised of the salmonella alert.

Oh, there are no fat women, only those too short for their weight!
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Somehow this pic feels and looks very erotic to me
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Must be the chain.....
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I must admit these are valid points. LOL.
Great post Jody!
Thanks Ken, they are my valid points of view for the most part. But, you all know these things already you just don't want to admit them or let them exist in your realities. Just like I don't want to on some of the other points of view. But, they are all pretty much fact not fiction. What a wicked lil bunch we are and I'm sure there are plenty more that haven't been posted. You guys have a good day, I'm off to work for the day and I'll catch up with the banter when I get home.

Have a good one guys.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Be advised of the salmonella alert.

Oh, there are no fat women, only those too short for their weight!
There are some of us who are too thin for our height as well.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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There are some of us who are too thin for our height as well.

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