Things women know about men that they can't comprehend.
If you can't find the socket you need you left it in the car you were just working on.
If you are hungry you know where the fridge is or how to order a pizza.
If you don't have clean clothes you should have put them in the laundry room, and if you can fix a car you can work a washer.
Don't ask where we want to go out if you already know where you plan on going.
If you can't find your wallet or keys look in the pants you wore the day before.
If we have a headache for 17 months you must not be doing something right.
Don't get us stupid things for special occasions, most of us would prefer just a gift card or something we can use. Lingerie is for your benefit not ours.
Flowers are nice when delivered to work just for the attention, but for what you paid for that dozen roses we would rather have the money and buy shoes.
If you can't hit the toilet when you pee at night use the kids bathroom.
We don't care if you watch sports all day on Sunday as long as we don't have to do it with you.
Sometimes when we say there is nothing wrong there really isn't.
And, do not ask are you mad at me for something if we are in a pissy mood all that does is get us pissed at you.
Just some food for thought.