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A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class,'How many of you are Obama fans?'

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different?

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative .'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative .
Little Johnny answered, ' Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class,'How many of you are Obama fans?'

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different?

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative .'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative .
Little Johnny answered, ' Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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Pick your poison, personally I would rather have an honest one than one who works the system, me I am betting on black...........







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problem is This country has no good candidates at all!



CJ, likes pies.....
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^^^^^^^Yeak I know but I got go wih the lesser of all evils, I am inspired

As for CJ, he likes Pies, Jay likes Luke, I'll go with Pie any day, especially Key Lime........
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^^^^^^^Yeak I know but I got go wih the lesser of all evils, I am inspired

As for CJ, he likes Pies, Jay likes Luke, I'll go with Pie any day, especially Key Lime........
Wasn't that the sentiment that put G.W. in the white house?
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A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class,'How many of you are Obama fans?'

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different?

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative .'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative .
Little Johnny answered, ' Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
The funny thing here is that little johnny's best friend was little vinny, but little vinny was 35 and when the school checked his records little johnny had been held back in the 4th grade for the past 25 years, the teacher was fired for having sex with little johnny, when asked to comment, little johnny said " GET THE F**K OUTTA MY FACE, OH YOU THINK YOUR SO SMAT, CJ LIKES PIES!!!!"

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As for CJ, he likes Pies, Jay likes Luke, I'll go with Pie any day, especially Key Lime........



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Wasn't that the sentiment that put G.W. in the white house?

Which one, Pies, Key Lime Pie or Luke?
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Key lime is good and I like coconut cream.
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Wasn't that the sentiment that put G.W. in the white house?



Not sentiment. The Supreme Court put GWB in the Whitehouse.

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