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Another funny for JE

Proof That the World Is Nuts

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed?
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick?
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
All of a sudden "going blind" doesn't seem so bad.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is
there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice!

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only
in tropical fish stores. But of course!
In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
Makes one shudder at the thought.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Who volunteers for this stuff?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling?

The ant can lift 50 time s its own weight, can pull 30 times
its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
From drinking little bottles of? Did the government pay for this research?

Butterflies taste with their feet. Ah, geez

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people
like that.

Starfish don't have brains. I know some people like that, too

And, the best for last - Turtles can breathe through their
butts.
And you thought you had bad breath in the morning
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" The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
Wow, but JE is still around, what's up with that?
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" The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
Wow, but JE is still around, what's up with that?

Little grease money here goes a long way, in more ways than 1.
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The funny thing here is that little johnny's best friend was little vinny, but little vinny was 35 and when the school checked his records little johnny had been held back in the 4th grade for the past 25 years, the teacher was fired for having sex with little johnny, when asked to comment, little johnny said " GET THE F**K OUTTA MY FACE, OH YOU THINK YOUR SO SMAT, CJ LIKES PIES!!!!"
Hmmm, I think that 99clkcab is really Germanstar.
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Its give Yosey a break time, lets hit on CJ









CJ LIKES PIES

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Hmmm, I think that 99clkcab is really Germanstar.
HEY buddy lets not say things we cant take back!

Yosey Drinks TAB? And likes it?
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