Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of
unusual gimmick. One day, John came home with another one
of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was
actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year
old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home', they asked?
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project' said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table
and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The Robot went
around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his
chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and
said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I
never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to
John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him
out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you
ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, He is your son!' The Robot immediately walked
around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.
2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace
Bells and whistles are thorns and thistles.