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FauxNews: Fair, Balanced and Directionally Impaired

Well, it's good to see the PROOFERS at FauxNews are on the job this evening.

Seems the Ferris Wheel at the Santa Monica Pier in California has been SOLD and is moving SOUTH to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

This explains much.

Thank you Faux for your continued excellence of service, and the fact that no one has caught the error in over an hour. NICE.

FOXNews.com - Oklahoma Developer Buys Famed Santa Monica Pier's Ferris Wheel in eBay Auction - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News


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Maybe he wanted to create a sort of Spin-the-Sibling game in which they put 30 Okie sisters in the seats while the brother jerked on the go lever like any drunken carny would do, only he would have to pay child support to the sister who didn't vomit a shower of Lucky Charms and malt liquor onto the crowd.

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Did they report a missing Butter Jesus? Maybe he joined the Taliban or something
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