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The FagHag is a simple, peaceful creature; waiting silently for, and finding rapture in that one moment her Fag is weak and fed-up with men. For it is then-- and only then-- that he turns his eye toward her...

I'd be worried about my woman falling for this well-socialized frootie Lothario, too. The gays have taken far too many of our women-- with their coifed hair, expertly-chosen suiting and smooth moves. It is time to rise-up against this threat lurking in our own back yards, and to banish this stealth hetero-love-assassin before all is lost!

Down with the homos!!

Vive la Het!!

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The FagHag is a simple, peaceful creature; waiting silently for, and finding rapture in that one moment her Fag is weak and fed-up with men. For it is then-- and only then-- that he turns his eye toward her...

I'd be worried about my woman falling for this well-socialized frootie Lothario, too. The gays have taken far too many of our women-- with their coifed hair, expertly-chosen suiting and smooth moves. It is time to rise-up against this threat lurking in our own back yards, and to banish this stealth hetero-love-assassin before all is lost!

Down with the homos!!

Vive la Het!!

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There is a very rational reason for becoming a scrotum scrubber that seems to allude most of you. If you hit a woman you can be shot, dragged, or even worse, all your money given to her. If you hit a guy no one gives a rat's ass. If you hit a fag others might even pitch in to help. If you hit your boy friend everyone figures he had it coming. Questions?
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Translation: If you need to physically abuse your significant other, think about sucking dicks - there's less jail time involved.
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Translation: If you need to physically abuse your significant other, think about sucking dicks - there's less jail time involved.
You gotta fuckin' problem with that asshole?
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You try to hit me, you better be ready to suck my dick.
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^You've debased yourself to flirting I see.
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Man, if you can possibly construe that as flirting, you really are one twisted sumbitch. I just kinda play around here....you're the real thing.
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Man, if you can possibly construe that as flirting, you really are one twisted sumbitch. I just kinda play around here....you're the real thing.

butt seriously...
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